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Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
  • Me: YES I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CUT ME OFF

Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
  • Me: YES I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CUT ME OFF

ambiguously:

i am too gay and beautiful to do math

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oh-shit-a-tc:

etherealballerina:

lowbrasschikah:

superwholockianlady:

samandirielswings:

whilelifepassesby:

I thought I was in a bad mood

and then I saw this.

this can pretty much make everything better

HERE YOU GO FOLLOWERS

Yes, yes, this makes everything better.

omg

omfg

Oh my god

(Source: onlylolgifs)

sodamnrelatable:

i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life

image

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oc34neyes:

snoopdogg420:

heres that fucing cat lookin like its wearing circle lenses 

i didnt know a cat could be prettier than most human beings. 

(Source: annajossi, via oh-shit-a-tc)

inkskinned:

"My family is suffocating me with pressure to be a perfect student and daughter." (r.i.d)

people always ask me why i’m going into teaching instead of being a writer.

the number of notes on this in less than 24 hours and the number of people who said “same” or “exactly” or “about me” - that’s why. there is so much fundamentally wrong with our system. The only way to change it is from within.

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kim-kanye-baby:

latenightvarietyblog:

imgonnamakeachange:

this is what dreams are made of

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who am I to disagree

(Source: beaniekhalifa23, via oh-shit-a-tc)

dlubes:

do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

I need a five hour hug and crying into their shoulders furiously.

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